K a y l e e
im such a dweeb tbh
everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
i need more anon hate like that was awesome, my heart is still beating, im still smiling
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
Track: how i read my first anon hate
Artist: some anon idk
i feel like making an audio post of my /first/ anon hate. it’s so hard to take things seriously when i read it the way i do hahaha
i’ll put it up next to my diplomas, it’ll be great.
this is like my first /actual/ hate mail thing. i’m so happy!!! i’m so excited!!!!! is this the first of many? god i hope so it really does feed my need for attention.
|#i feel so important #are you a follower of mine? #i haven't lost any #so either you stalk me #which is super cool #or you follow me to keep up with me just so i can annoy you #also super cool #i win either way #i'll never know bc u won't come off of anon #why would u? #anonymity is power #you go anon #do whatever you need to do to make yourself happy #i'm good either way #Anonymous||reblog|
Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF